Star Wars Day: Revenge of the Fifth

⚡️ IMPERIAL COMMAND ORDER 67⚡️
SUBJECT: STAR WARS DAY RECRUITMENT OPERATION

Attention Citizens of the Empire:

By order of the Emperor, you are hereby summoned to for immediate enlistment activities. Your duty:

🎯 Storm Trooper Laser Tag Combat Training:
Sharpen your blaster accuracy (heaven knows we need it). Engage in live-fire laser tag missions designed to weed out the Rebels — and those troopers who can't hit the broad side of a Bantha.

🍽 Mess Hall Deployment — Death Star Food Hall:
All recruits must maintain strength. Report for ration consumption: galactic sandwiches, Wookiee-size treats, and specialty drinks from across the Empire.

🎁 Imperial Awards and Giveaways:
Survive training with honor and claim official Empire-issue loot: Star Wars merchandise and eternal glory.

🎟 Admission: Open to all loyal citizens (and those who will soon learn loyalty)

For a safe and secure society! Join the Empire today!